Ep. 14: i’m lovin’ it

True to form the a$$holes create yet another film that is just too awesome to get made. Picture this: everyone’s favorite whipping boy, Jake Lloyd as a grittier, sadder, darker version of the red-headed, commercial clown that has been creeping us all out for years, Ronald McDonald.  After all, all of our other favorite characters are getting the Frank Miller treatment- darkening up their stories, adding grit and dirt and drug addictions to their cannon, why not ol’ Ronny McD?

Take a trip with us into the seedy underbelly of fast food, into the tormented psyche of a depressed clown, into the world made possible by hackneyed directors with zero tricks left in their bags. Welcome to McDonald’s 2.0


Ep. 10: Rogue One Theories

The assholes, along with special guest-hole Adam, take a stab at predicting what we will see in Rogue One next week. We sincerely doubt it, but just in case any of our hairbrained theories are correct: potential spoiler alert. We don’t have the dirt, we just have a few wild ideas.
In particular, we are intrigued by the idea of Beach Assault Troopers, and envision Beach Blanket Bingo, Star Wars-style! Don’t take it too seriously, we are just poking a little fun at a franchise we are all way too invested in.

Kevin’s Star Wars socks

Ep. 09: Serial Killer Speed Dating


The GOA is back to basics for this episode! We create a fully-casted movie plot centered around our friend Adam’s foray into Geek Speed Dating at the 2016 Denver Comic Con. Who wouldn’t want to murder this guy? We kid…we kid…


13 women all hell-bent on destroying Adam after a 90 second speed date turns into a raucous, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World style chase to see who can claim the ultimate prize: Adam’s head.

Kevin looking grumpy at his table


Matt and Don


Desirae getting her nerd on


Ep. 08: Star Wars Spin-Offs



Episode BB-8 focuses in on all things Star Wars! Inevitably, Disney will continue with one-off movies apart from the main saga- a la Rogue One. Eventually, they will be scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas, and that is where we come in! With never-before-heard theories and outrageous spin-off plots, the GOA takes you on an alcohol-fueled foray into a galaxy far far away!

Ep. 06: Better than Pokemon Go



In this episode the GOA creates their own version of the popular game, Pokemon Go.

We call our atrocity “Assemon Go” and are hell-bent on the most miserable experience possible for anyone with the misfortune to download our app. Good times!
More info on our random character choices:
P.S. Bored Lucy snored through the whole thing. It adds to the experience…

Ep. 05: Roswell



GOA is tired of stumbling through the motions of life quietly repeating “I can’t do this anymore.” Welcome to Roswell- or Life: Plan B.


Photos from our trip to Roswell

Best Museum EVER




Weird blacklight backroom


Desirae and GORT


Informational poster at the museum






In this episode the assholes talk about their latest craze, BEARCANO. Sort of like Sharknado, but way hotter.

Unrelated but completely related in spirit, Kevin is currently in production on a BEARCANO comic based loosely on the plot we discuss in this episode. BEARCANO is more of a shell that can fit anything, or if you’re feeling Greek, a hydra with multiple heads. BEARCANO the comic book is one of those heads.



Ep. 03: Sad Con




In this episode, the Gif of A$$holes takes a good look at the convention scene and discusses their own quatro of cons, most notably: Sad Con. Whether you love or hate comic book conventions, you’ll be sure to find something to disagree with in our discussion.

Oh, and if you want to check out the beard eater or the crying British girl we reference, here you go:


Kevin and Don at Denver Comic Con









Kevin, Matt, and Don at Lakeside








Desirae on the Wild Chipmunk


Don at the Mile High Flea Market



GOA Canucksploitation Thrillogy

Well folks, we did it. We have completed the Canucksploitation Thrillogy no one was clamoring for! We filmed the Zap vs. Bolt film we conceived in episode 2. Remember, this was born of love for the franchise and full of in-jokes. It continues the story of Zap Rowsdower, right where we left off in FS2.

Final Sacrifice 3: The Quest for Beer on the Sun: Space Mutiny 2: Space Mutation: Labatt’s Blue Harvest: Zap vs. Bolt

Final Sacrifice 2: The Finaler Sacrifice: The Zappening

To see a sizzle reel of the original MST3K Final Sacrifice: https://youtu.be/abNGJLSzWGI

Full original movie here: https://youtu.be/g0pWTFean0E

Ep. 02: Zap vs. Bolt



The second episode, where upon we start to birth the plot of the Final Sacrifice 3 movie.


Sizzle reel of MST3K Final Sacrifice Best of moments: https://youtu.be/abNGJLSzWGI

Check out our sequel, Final Sacrifice 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?
Art by Don Austin https://www.patreon.com/donaustin?ty=c

Desirae of Great Desirini Films https://www.youtube.com/user/DesiraeS…
Don “D-Tron” Austin https://www.patreon.com/donaustin?ty=c
Kevin Gentilcore from Creephouse Comics http://creephousecomics.com/
Matt Ahern of Matt Ahern