Ep. 16: Celebrity Heights #SpectralCohabitation


Welcome to episode 16! In this month’s installment we treat you to the plot of yet another film too awesome to get made. This time we are lampooning the Denver housing market, poking fun at the Colorado pot-refugees, and going all in on murdering celebrities to increase property values. Yep, we went there. Celebrity hauntings = the next logical step in exciting real estate amenities. And just imagine how many likes you could get on Instagram with your spectrally enhanced RiNo loft! #SpiritualCohabitation

Whether you live in Colorado or not, we think you will enjoy a Rick Moranis/Jessica Lange vehicle (with a cameo by Earth, Wind and Fire?? Count me in!) setting the celebrity bar LOW with this playful, yet murderous, dig into the seedy side of real estate.

For your reference:

An actual house listing

Dealin’ Doug

Jake Jabs

Rocky’s Auto Crew

Blinky the Clown





In this episode the assholes talk about their latest craze, BEARCANO. Sort of like Sharknado, but way hotter.

Unrelated but completely related in spirit, Kevin is currently in production on a BEARCANO comic based loosely on the plot we discuss in this episode. BEARCANO is more of a shell that can fit anything, or if you’re feeling Greek, a hydra with multiple heads. BEARCANO the comic book is one of those heads.



Ep. 03: Sad Con




In this episode, the Gif of A$$holes takes a good look at the convention scene and discusses their own quatro of cons, most notably: Sad Con. Whether you love or hate comic book conventions, you’ll be sure to find something to disagree with in our discussion.

Oh, and if you want to check out the beard eater or the crying British girl we reference, here you go:


Kevin and Don at Denver Comic Con









Kevin, Matt, and Don at Lakeside








Desirae on the Wild Chipmunk


Don at the Mile High Flea Market



Ep. 02: Zap vs. Bolt



The second episode, where upon we start to birth the plot of the Final Sacrifice 3 movie.


Sizzle reel of MST3K Final Sacrifice Best of moments: https://youtu.be/abNGJLSzWGI

Check out our sequel, Final Sacrifice 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?
Art by Don Austin https://www.patreon.com/donaustin?ty=c

Desirae of Great Desirini Films https://www.youtube.com/user/DesiraeS…
Don “D-Tron” Austin https://www.patreon.com/donaustin?ty=c
Kevin Gentilcore from Creephouse Comics http://creephousecomics.com/
Matt Ahern of Matt Ahern

Ep. 01: Tom Atkins Ghost Dick


Published on Apr 16, 2016.

The first episode of the Gif of A$$holes podcast, where upon we discuss the serious plot details and casting choices for what would be the greatest movie ever, Tom Atkins Ghost Dick!