The GOA is prepared for the end of the world. They have combed popular culture, and have a career solution for every type of apocalyptic future you can imagine. During the inevitable rebuilding of civilization, each of us will need a job in order to keep the rat meat on the campfire and the weapons under our rock pillows. Don has a creative plan to make weapons he can barter with, Kevin will counsel those who remain, Desirae will probably either get stuck teaching or cleaning up after everyone, while Matt will fuck your toaster, free of charge.
What skills will you utilize in the bleak and miserable future to keep your pathetic life crawling along?